Hahaha. OK. So I'm playing DDR, and I'm kinda getting gross and decide to take a walk for some fresh air at about 11:15pm. I take off with my phone, a five for a pop at CVS, a hoodie and, just for the hell of it, my black "engineer" hat. I notice some cop cars zooming by me, but no sirens, think it's weird but whatevs, I get to CVS like ten minutes later, buy a Diet Sunkist, all is well.

And I'm halfway back to my apartment, and a cop car pulls into the driveway in front of me. I think, that's weird, that coffee shop's closed. So I walk by, and the cop jumps out and is all, "Hey, blah blah blah, do you have an ID on you." And I'm all, no, it's at my apartment. And she asks if I'm alone, and I say yeah, and she says "Well, someone says they just saw you with two other people." I really don't know what to say, right? Something comes out like, "Well, that doesn't seem right, I've been alone." Cuz, seriously, the last person I was with was Jess at like four in the afternoon. And I explain what I've been doing, and she writes down my name, phone number, SS number, all this. So it turns out, they're looking for a blond girl with a hat. (Damn the hat! Why'd I wear the hat??) And another cop comes up for a while, then he leaves, and then the lady cop asks if she can check to make sure I don't have an ID on me and I'm all, "Go for it." And she says, "Put your hands behind your back. You're not being arrested. Have you ever been arrested?" And I almost laugh.

Anyway, after that she said they found the girl they were looking for. And I walked home laughing to myself. Seriously, what are the odds?

Also I'm wondering if it's gonna be in the police log in the paper, and if my name will be in it, and if I'm gonna get asked about it at work tomorrow.